Kids, I’m going to let you in on a powerful secret that could change your life:
Your parents don’t enjoy yelling at you. It’s true! In fact, they are programmed to love the shit out of you. More than that, they actually want to cuddle and kiss you and play fun games and they secretly want to spoil you rotten. Believe it!
However, most kids aren’t reaping the rewards of this natural source of joy and happiness because you’re being, as they call it, “turds”. You are not alone, this is an affliction that affects 99% of the youth population.
But you can change! A small tweak here and there and you will CASH IN on your parents’ love. They are SO easily manipulated.
Let me show you the ways.
- Listen
A major source of household disharmony is a failure to listen.
I will repeat this because you probably didn’t hear it the first time: THEY WANT YOU TO LISTEN. IT REALLY SHITS THEM WHEN YOU DON’T. When you force your mum to say things like, “I won’t ask you again”, it makes her sound like her own mum and that will make her question her very existence.