Apparently I’ve reached the pinnacle of reproduction. I might need to get some business cards made up or something. Maybe produce a line of t-shirts. I definitely need to advertise my skills in some way.
Lauren Dubois, journalist, writer, pigeon pair producer.
It’s a talent I didn’t realise I had but I’m assured I’m “very clever” for conceiving a daughter when I already have a two-year-old son.