Once upon a time you were assessed on your ability to work within a team, to problem solve and to meet client expectations. Now you’re a parent and your whole life’s worth is down to two things: your ability to make your child eat and sleep. A ‘good’ baby eats like a champ and sleeps like a… well, like […]
This is the third in a series written by little Thud, on how to be a better toddler. Today he’d like to share his tips on how to make meal times as difficult as possible. Friends, Nothing gives your parents more stress than how much food you’re eating. It’s like they’re obsessed or something. ALWAYS […]
It is the great divide between the breeders and the childless in society….The witching hour(s). Blissfully unaware non-parents will spend the hours between 4pm and 7pm wrapping up a few things at work, heading home for dinner, or perhaps even heading out to meet up with friends for a jolly laugh and a beverage or four. […]
I understand it has been a while since you’ve been a toddler, but it honestly baffles me how obtuse you can be. Let me explain this is the simplest terms: throwing food off the table, roughly translated, means “I don’t want this shit.” It’s really that easy.