Christmas is coming. I mean, it’s not like this is a surprise. The shops have been stocked with tinsel and fairy lights since March or something. But, it’s like REALLY coming now. In exactly one month.
Guys, you need to get your shit together. No more fiddle-arseing around. Christmas is on like Donkey Kong.
Panic attack in 3, 2, 1….
Yeah, rest assured that tree didn’t stay up for long. Thud chopped it down. CHOP CHOP.
S’Ok! Relax, sweet cheeks. I’m here to help. Because I’m delightful.
I have a little pressie for you.