Thud wanted to write down some family rules today. We all took it very seriously. All of us. Dead serious.
Except Pop #predictable
I kept such a straight face btw #skills. Especially for the last rule. He was NOT joking.
Here they are. Feel free to use them all in your own family:
Our Family Rules
- Don’t fight
- Pack up our toys
- Don’t run if there’s toys everywhere because you’ll step on LEGO and hurt your feet
- Don’t wee in the house (i.e on the floor)
- Don’t push, hit or bite
- Don’t don’t open the door and be the postman when no one’s out there
- Don’t be awake every single night because you might be tired
- Go to the toilet when you need to
- Pack away that one that one that one and that one before you go to sleep (this is Pop’s rule)
- Whenever you try to throw glass on the floor never do that because you might hurt their feet because glass is sharp. They might have to go to the doctor to fix their feet if it’s blooding.
- Don’t fart in someone’s nose.
- Don’t punch anyone in the eye.
- Say hello and goodbye please, thank you and sorry.
- Don’t spit in anyone’s eyeball.
- Watch out where you’re jumping.
- If they’re saying stop it you have to stop it.
- Don’t put your butt on someone’s face.
- Don’t wee, fart or poo on someone.
- Don’t ever run on the road if no one’s out there.
- Don’t break toys
- Don’t throw stuff at mummy and daddy’s face.
- Don’t leave a note saying, ‘Santa you’re naughty.’
- Don’t hurt other people
- If you accidentally hurt someone, say sorry and goodbye.
- If you’re at the table use table manners don’t put your feet on the table.
- Don’t ever take someone’s shoes off if they’re trying to do it.
- Never ruin someone’s LEGO.
- Never throw a brick at someone because it could hurt them.
- Don’t ever paint on the walls or the floor or on a person unless they have a smock on.
- Don’t step on ants because they eat crumbs.
- Never stick your tongue out at an angry cow.
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