I was catching up with a girlfriend who’s 36 weeks pregnant when we bumped into a friend of hers. A friend we shall call Fran.
“Oh my God, look at you!” squawked Fran.
“I know,” said my friend, with the wearied sigh of a woman who feels 13 months pregnant. She patted her bump.
“WOW,” gasped Fran, “I can’t believe how big you are!”
How BIG you are. HOW BIG. YOU ARE.