Happy Mother’s Day.
If this was your first Mother’s Day, WELCOME. Welcome to the club. It’s a really good one and the chicks here are awesome. I hope you were gifted at least four hours sleep last night and lots of cuddles today. And I really hope someone wrote you a card on behalf of your tiny little snuggle monster.
If you’ve been in the club for a few years now, I hope your small human/s slept all night and behaved all day. Because that’s possible, right!? Or if they did misbehave, I hope they were swiftly removed from your presence like a drunk chick off the stage at a concert. Or a streaker from the football pitch. Which, let’s be honest, is pretty close to how your kids were probably acting. I hope you got a card they made just for you and I hope they let you eat your special breakfast without licking all the pancakes and stealing your strawberries (ahem, POP ).