Mummy,
Have you seen my knee?
Sore.
This feels really serious.
You keep telling me I scratched my knee when I fell on the driveway but I don’t think I believe you. I think I can remember falling, but I don’t remember crying. Surely I would’ve been howling in pain from such an injury.
Do you think my knee just spontaneously opened up? Does that happen? Oh my god that sounds deadly. Are all my organs going to start falling out?
Mummy, look at it.
Mummy, my knee.