I come up with inventions every day. I’m going to tell you a few and you can let me know which one you think is a winner. But don’t steal my ideas ok? Because one of them is going to make me a millionaire.
Disposable clothes. Every day, as I fold the 18th basket of clothes, I decide we are either going to become nudists or we need to wear disposable clothes because there couldn’t be a family on earth that wears this many socks. Obviously, there’s an environmental impact so they’d need to be biodegradable. That could cause durability issues so we’d never be able to walk outside in the rain or move too much. Small price to pay.
Dust eliminator. I’ve decided that Dyson has already invented this but won’t release it because it will ruin their vacuum monopoly. I’m not talking about an air purifier, I’m talking about a machine that sucks all the dust, hair and tiny fibres out of the air before they settle on every available surface in your house. Dust feels so 1935. We need to catch up. It feels like a massive failure of civilisation that I’m still dusting in 2018.
Ready-made meals for kids. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks… healthy, nutritionally balanced meals they’ll definitely eat. I don’t mean those little frozen dinners you can buy and I don’t mean those meal prep boxes. I don’t want to do any sort of prep. I just need all their meals done, thanks. I guess now I think about it, that’s probably a chef. I need a chef.
It’s not exactly an invention, but every time I scrub a toilet, I decide the whole family needs to start going outside like the cat. Except me of course. I’m really clean.
Something or someone who can sort through my 300,000 photos and cull it to only the very best – but also not delete any that I might decide I need in 30 years time.
That’s all I’m willing to share at this stage. Let me know your pick. Definitely a million dollar idea in there. Let me know if you’d like to invest. Get in at the ground floor etc.
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