Tsk, kids these days. Amiright!? Arseholes…. Where did we go wrong?
I’ll tell you where, and it’s not us parents. No mum, your child isn’t a thankless little turd because he was formula fed. Your sweet daughter didn’t turn into a basic skank because you spent too much time at work. Your adorable bub didn’t morph into a twitchy gamer because you didn’t do enough crafts together.
On behalf of parents everywhere, I’m shirking the responsibility. I say NO to mummy and daddy issues. It’s got nothing to do with us.
Ladies and gents…. It’s the books. Kid’s books. From the minute we start reading to our tiny babies, we are teaching them how to be rude, ungrateful, self-centred shits.
Here are the top offenders….