Tsk, kids these days. Amiright!? They’re either hopped up on Ritalin, stealing shit from your purse or having tween sex to the sweet, sweet sounds of One Direction…. Where did we go wrong?
I’ll tell you where, and it’s not us parents. No mum, your child isn’t a thankless little turd because you didn’t breastfeed him as a baby. Your sweet daughter didn’t turn into a trampy hoe because you spent too much time at work. Your adorable bub didn’t morph into a dickhead stoner because you didn’t do enough crafts together.
On behalf of parents everywhere, I’m shirking the responsibility. I say NO to mummy and daddy issues. It’s got nothing to do with us.
Ladies and gents…. It’s the books. Kids books. From the minute we start reading to our tiny babies, we are teaching them how to be rude, ungrateful, self-centred shits.
Here are the top offenders….