How to make leaving the house as painful as possible,
This one goes out to all my home boys and girls dealing with less than ideal parents.
I feel you. And I’ve got you. Let me give you a rundown of how to get your revenge.
Mums like to leave the house on time. They hate being late. They get all cranky and yelly. It’s hilarious. Take, for example, this afternoon:
It’s 2pm and mum is still in her dressing gown. I mean, she’s showered and put on some makeup but she put her dressing gown back on. How lacking in self-respect does one need to be? She totally deserves what’s coming….