I finally understand why people put those festive ‘Baby On Board’ signs in their car windows. It’s not for the certain je ne sais quois it adds to your people mover, as elegant as they are. It’s not to boast about your ability to reproduce (that’s what the “My Family” stickers are for). It is, […]
My heart has been shattered. It’s in a million pieces on the floor. My dreams have been slaughtered and I’m doomed to a half-life of pain and misery. You’ve brought me into this cruel world and your lack of remorse is a dagger to my soul. I can’t reach the bench.
It has happened. At some point during the past 19 months, I drank the Kool Aid. I walked straight into that Friendship circle, held hands with the sisters and said goodbye to my old life. The Motherhood has claimed me. When I first fell pregnant, I remember thinking I’d be such a cool mum. Not like all […]
I was catching up with a girlfriend who’s 36 weeks pregnant when we bumped into a friend of hers. A friend we shall call Fran. “Oh my God, look at you!” squawked Fran. “I know,” said my friend, with the wearied sigh of a woman who feels 13 months pregnant. She patted her bump. “WOW,” gasped Fran, “I can’t believe […]
I just fell down the stairs. Hard. Can you break your arse? Pretty confident my bum bone is shattered. My foot slipped on the edge of the step and down I went. Despite the almighty crash and the searing pain in my behind, I didn’t make a squeak. All I could think was “Oh god, don’t wake up, don’t […]
I LOVE being a mum. My 17 month old son is the COOLEST human being I know. He makes me laugh all day long. I’ve never regretted joining the motherhood. Even on the hard days when everything sucks, I still love it and would never want to go back. Except for days like today. You […]
Parents have microscopic attention spans. Apparently. It’s why every parenting article published today is in the form of a list. Lists of things parents think/ do/ say/ like/ should do/ should buy/ shouldn’t do/ shouldn’t think…… Like “7 ways to unleash your child’s play-doh creativity” and “12 things you should never say to a parent […]