Once upon a time you were assessed on your ability to work within a team, to problem solve and to meet client expectations. Now you’re a parent and your whole life’s worth is down to two things: your ability to make your child eat and sleep. A ‘good’ baby eats like a champ and sleeps like a… well, like […]
This is a sponsored post Remember when we all sat around in our skinniest jeans and underwire bras and judged the shit out of all the crap mums around us? We rolled our unbloodshot eyes at those lazy mums who were just letting their kids behave like animals. We knew we’d be different. Better. I mean, […]
This is the third in a series written by little Thud, on how to be a better toddler. Today he’d like to share his tips on how to make meal times as difficult as possible. Friends, Nothing gives your parents more stress than how much food you’re eating. It’s like they’re obsessed or something. ALWAYS […]
I was feeling outrageous, like I was all ‘Girls Gone Wild’, although with far less boob and pash action and far more quiet time to myself. So really nothing like ‘Girls Gone Wild’. More like, ‘Mums Gone Mild’. Nevertheless, it was a trip back to the time before I became Mum. Back when I was […]
Cue the tears and the wailing “how is my baby TWO already!?” You know how it goes. Well, technically his birthday isn’t for a few more days, but we had a party last weekend for the family and this is how it went down…. P.S I’m using these pics for my 10 on 10 photo […]
Congratulations! Your baby eats absolutely everything you put in front of her? You must be the most talented parent EVAAAH! How ever did you manage that? Oh, I see, when you started her on solids you gave her a huge variety of fresh, healthy food and never, ever made her a second meal if she didn’t like the first? Because […]
I understand it has been a while since you’ve been a toddler, but it honestly baffles me how obtuse you can be. Let me explain this is the simplest terms: throwing food off the table, roughly translated, means “I don’t want this shit.” It’s really that easy.