Crappity crap, Halloween is tomorrow and your child has nothing to wear! WTF have you been doing? You’ve known it was coming ALL YEAR.
Ok, let’s be honest, even though you knew it was coming, you’ve only decided today that maybe you should get into it this year.
It’s ok, I get it. Bandwagon etc. You want to be able to say “We totally did Halloween years ago, before all masses really got to it. Sigh, it’s becoming SO commercial, don’t you think?”
So, hop on up here amongst the hay bales (do bandwagons have bales of hay? I’ve always imagined they do) and let me give you a hand.